TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Los Rebeldes del Bien

Personal

Team Name: Los Rebeldes del Bien
Team Members: Pedro Gonzales and Persona Non Grata. Mestizo is also a member (you'll see as you read throughout all of this), but those two are the actual tag team part if that makes any sense.
Combined Weight: 443lbs. (Pedro/PNG only. Mestizo refuses to be weighed.)
Biography: Everybody has the origin story, right? Once upon a time, a scrawny Mexican cashier whose life at that point was mostly about trying not to get fired somehow got pulled into America and pro wrestling, had a winning streak despite not knowing jack shit, got eaten by zombies, got actually trained by people, bulked up, made little impact, and then...vanished. For the most part. He spent some time back in Mexico, won a belt, lost a belt, watched that place die, and reconsidered his options.

So now he’s back, sorta. Consider this poking a toe through the door. And he’s not alone. With none of his old friends even existing to back him up, he had to find his own people. They had to be hungry. They had to have something to prove.

Asking Pedro how he found Persona Non Grata and Mestizo, he simply shrugs and says “Fate.”

The masked man laughs at you.

And the furball gnaws at your ankles.

Accolades
• RAZOR Wrestling Tag Team Champions (1) [First]
• Riggs & Murtaugh Tag Team Classic Winners (2023)
• Best Tag Team (Season One)

Character

Nickname(s): The team name tends to be shortened to just "Los Rebeldes".
Gimmick: Take one undead, flash pin happy dork. Add one pugilist-turned-masked golden emperor with some sort of vague connection to the former. Stir in a rabid, strange, Ewok-looking creature. Shake it up, give it to a friend, and see what happens.
Alignment: Heel.
Entrance Music: "Legend Has It" by Run The Jewels
Signature Weapon: (If Applicable)

Wrestling

Debut Year: 2023 (it was supposed to be 2022 but things died, go figure)
Style: Remember Jurassic Express? This is a similar dynamic except with more lucha, dirty tactics, and being simply better. Pedro is the Jungle Boy; a crafty little goober as the leader with all the damn talent still trying to find a way to make it all work consistently. PNG is the Luchasaurus; powerful monster dude and ultra sadistic. Mestizo is Marko Stunt if he went feral; he does the remaining dirty work that Pedro's trickery and PNG's brutality don't quite cover. Together, they form a unit that (at least on paper) can cover each others well. Whether they actually can remains to be seen.

Strengths:
1. Despite being inexperienced from a tag team standpoint, there is clearly some sort of link there. So much so, they rarely have to speak to each other to get each other’s point across. (Not that PNG speaks anyway.)
2. Mestizo. Dear everlasting fuck, Mestizo. Despite being the smallest member of Los Rebeldes, he is very, very good at being a distraction for their opponents as well as, in some cases, becoming a living weapon that’s often flung at somebody.

Weaknesses:
1. Inexperienced as a tag team. (In any official capacity, anyway.)
2. If PNG loses his cool, it's difficult to reel him back in.

Moveset

Common Double Team Moves:
1. Double Superkick
2. La Carreta (Double Armbar w/Mestizo climbing on the victim and using their back as a trampoline)
3. Double STO
4. Spanish Fly
5. Powerbomb (PNG)/Shiranui (Pedro)
6. Inverted Atomic Drop(Pedro) followed by running Big Boot(PNG)
7. Back Suplex throw (PNG) into a sit-out Powerbomb(Pedro)
8. Gory bomb(PNG)/Cutter (Pedro)
9. Ghetto Blaster
10. Shoot Kick(PNG)/Shining Wizard(Pedro)

Signature Double Team Moves:
1. And Now With A Little Help From Our Assistant… (A ripcord high knee from Pedro, a spear from PNG, and a second rope tope from Mestizo.)
2. Pedro slingshots their adversary straight into a belly-to-belly suplex from PNG. One day, I might find a name for this. Today is not that day.
3. Leapfrog Stun Gun

Team Finishing Move(s):
1. Impulsado Por La Locura (Pedro lifts ‘em up for a vertical drop brainbuster, Persona Non Grata picks up Pedro so that the former is sitting on the latter’s shoulders, and simply falls back letting gravity take its course.)
2. Mala Onda (Pop-up bridging German Suplex(Pedro) & Discus Lariat (PNG))

Manager (Optional)

Name: Mestizo
Relationship: Third Man. Mascot.
Pic Base: Alushe
Ringside Attitude: See his part in both PNG and Pedro's bios. Then look up at the team moveset. He's more of a thing here.
Signature Weapon: Himself (still yeetable, still a shithead)
Biography: Mysterious germlin/ewok/furby. Will bite you.