The Steel Rockers Return Tour
Jul 13, 2023 17:46:29 GMT
Post by Steel Rockers on Jul 13, 2023 17:46:29 GMT
The scene begins in an old trailer park with a tattered wrestling ring outside. Colby Bruce is running the ropes as Jimmy Campbell watches from his trailer, sipping on a can of beer.
Jimmy Campbell : Come on Colby! You think you can be a Steel Rocker but you can’t even run the damn ropes.
Colby Bruce : I’m trying Mr. Campbell but… you know… I’ve been running for 40 minutes. Can I get a break?
Jimmy Campbell : Alright, you can have a break.
Bruce lets out a sigh of relief before he’s interrupted by Campbell
Jimmy Campbell : As long you’re fine, quitting the Steel Rockers.
Bruce groans before continuing to run the ropes
Jimmy Campbell : Jesus Christ, kids these days.
Jimmy’s girlfriend, Susie, exits the trailer smoking a cigarette and hands Campbell a phone.
Susie Ratcliffe : Babe, Molly called. She’s got your opponents for that tag team tournament. It’s Sood Agnia?
Jimmy looks at the phone. There’s a text from Molly Bones.
Molly - You two will be facing Sud Ognya in the first round of the Riggs & Murtaugh Tag Team Classic. Good luck (you might need it)
Jimmy stares at it in disgust.
Jimmy Campbell : Who the hell are these guys? She’s got the chance to book the return match of the great Jimmy Campbell and she chooses a Rasputin wannabe and his carrot coloured boyfriend wearing a gimp suit. I expected respect and she gives me two random dweebs.
Bruce limps over and looks at the text. Once he sees the text, his face turns a deathly pale.
Colby Bruce : Wh-who are those g-guys?
Jimmy Campbell : The jackasses were facing in the Tag Team Classic.
Colby Bruce : You mean we have to fight those guys? I haven’t even had a match yet.
Jimmy Campbell : Yeah, what are you worried about? You think I couldn't kick both their asses with just one arm. All you gotta do is set me up for Album Of Destruction!
Bruce is petrified by Sergei Ivanov and his monster Samahain. He’s not listened to a word Campbell’s said.
Jimmy Campbell : Kid, you ok?
Bruce violently shakes before collapsing to the ground.
Jimmy Campbell : God dammit! It’s gonna take a lot of work to make you a real Steel Rocker.
He hurls Bruce’s body over his shoulder and walks back to the ring as the scene fades to black.