KAIJU SHADOJIMA
Jul 30, 2023 3:51:22 GMT
Post by SHADOJIMA on Jul 30, 2023 3:51:22 GMT
(A black and white subtitled vignette begins the video with two monstrous figures in a rundown undergoing event in Mexico. Their stare down with all the small people around them mirrors godzilla vs any number of his foes like Anguirus, Ghidorah or Kong. One of the beasts wears a reptilian mask with a battle scarred body and the other is completely wrapped up with bandages like a mummy with only its lush hair appearing outside of it. A ring girl holds up a sign saying "Máscara contra cabellera"-mask vs hair-, other ring gals hold up signs showing "? Vs ?" )
Shinobu voice-over: About the terror of a monster it was once said "The monster can’t speak. The monster has to be unidentifiable. And third, it’s meaningless if the monster can die.”
(The beasts do battle ripping at each other and slamming one another, ropes snap and the shambles ring shakes in this poorly built battlefield as the sleazy fans in audience cheer like observers of gladiators of old. Eventually the creature in wraps catches the reptile with an uppercut that rocks its foe unconscious to the ground, yet even as the victor is declared the raucous crowd cheer on as the victor continues the assault choking the lifeless foe. None can pull the creature off until a short female figure in a noh mask enters the ring calming it with a shoulder touch. She then takes the mask off the defeated foe and gifts it to her pet monster, and the vignette turns to colour as Shadojima is truly born.)
(The vignette continues as Shadojima destroys various figures in this godfordidden underground, men, women, large, young, old, it doesn't matter, all lose their masks and have them gifted to his master like once did for him.)
(But then something odd eventually happens, the little one wins a mask herself in a match she was forced to wrestle in as punishment for their crimes in underground. As her pet watches in emotionless shock of what this change would bring about as they must flea their operations in Mexico and head back to their home in Japan.)
—--
(A video plays inside a cell. Advertisements for various wrestling promotions are left untouched on the floor.)
Shinobu: When oh when will you awake? It's been months. It isn't my fault, I told you we had to leave Mexico, we got too much bad attention. How many places must I show you where you can deliver your brand of violence? Listen, this time I even got contacts from my place of work involved. They got this promotion from the west celebrating a sort of partnership between companies.
(The beast does not respond. The woman sighs as she goes into her pocket for what she believes to be another fruitless attempt to entice her family's beast. Before the pamphlet is fully removed from her pocket, the monster is disturbed into waking and lunges forward grabbing at his master beyond the cell bars to grab the paper. The four partnered companies can be seen before the enraged monster rips it to shreds.)
Shinobu: Shado? What is it boy? Have you chosen a place?
(The oni advocate heard the flaring of her monster's nose, at it shakes its cage bars and turns its head to the west.)
Shinobu: You can smell it from here? It can only be that Razor promotion, home of trash land. Fair enough, this should be discreet enough. After all, the westerners say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
(The monster let's out a roar, as little Shinobu smiles over the path of destruction her pet will begin.)
—--
(The duo are seen at Tacos Impios. Customers are weary of the two, the lady wearing the bloody Love Song of Violence of Championship from MGP and the freakish pet monster with her. Despite their own crimes in Mexico, even they seem disgusted by this cheap knock off restaurant.)
Shinobu: Razor, what do you know about kaiju? What even you laymen should be able to deduce is that many of them are born and made metaphors for the many monstrous sins of man that causes mother nature to fight back agaisnt mankind. The most famous kaiju until at present being Godzilla, a representation of the Atomic Bomb waste you all are going crazy over with Oppenheimer today. The bombs woke Godzilla. Now you have woken Shadojima with a smell so rancid that it has brought us to America to treat this company like the landfill it makes of this planet.
(Shinobu shakes her head and then places pills on the table in front of them, they are the EDRANALINE drugs sold in the Razor universe.)
Shinobu: And of course in our small time here we have become acquainted with how your destructive qualities towards the world accumulates even beyond the garbage. You promote these drugs to increase the performance of your fans and wrestlers alike as an affront to all that is just in professional wrestling. We begin with a woman who has been in Razor since day one. Zilpah Okelo
(The sound of the name causes SHADOJIMA to smash the drugs into pieces with a mighty smash of hits fists. Whatever this beasts understands when it comes to human languages, it has clearly been briefed in malicious ways about its first opponent.)
Shinobu: A woman who began in the first episode losing to Pascal. The loud mouth fan favourite who biggest claim to fame is losing a main event street fight where she could have stopped the rise of Lemon into being the champion she is today. Okelo, I am sure you take pride in this quaint little place becoming a successful disgrace because of wrestlers such as yourself. But now you will come face to face with a monstrous form of the consequences you and this company have deserved for oh so very long.
(SHADOJIMA flips over the table as it Smashes into the breaking camera fading to black.)
Shinobu voice-over: About the terror of a monster it was once said "The monster can’t speak. The monster has to be unidentifiable. And third, it’s meaningless if the monster can die.”
(The beasts do battle ripping at each other and slamming one another, ropes snap and the shambles ring shakes in this poorly built battlefield as the sleazy fans in audience cheer like observers of gladiators of old. Eventually the creature in wraps catches the reptile with an uppercut that rocks its foe unconscious to the ground, yet even as the victor is declared the raucous crowd cheer on as the victor continues the assault choking the lifeless foe. None can pull the creature off until a short female figure in a noh mask enters the ring calming it with a shoulder touch. She then takes the mask off the defeated foe and gifts it to her pet monster, and the vignette turns to colour as Shadojima is truly born.)
(The vignette continues as Shadojima destroys various figures in this godfordidden underground, men, women, large, young, old, it doesn't matter, all lose their masks and have them gifted to his master like once did for him.)
(But then something odd eventually happens, the little one wins a mask herself in a match she was forced to wrestle in as punishment for their crimes in underground. As her pet watches in emotionless shock of what this change would bring about as they must flea their operations in Mexico and head back to their home in Japan.)
—--
(A video plays inside a cell. Advertisements for various wrestling promotions are left untouched on the floor.)
Shinobu: When oh when will you awake? It's been months. It isn't my fault, I told you we had to leave Mexico, we got too much bad attention. How many places must I show you where you can deliver your brand of violence? Listen, this time I even got contacts from my place of work involved. They got this promotion from the west celebrating a sort of partnership between companies.
(The beast does not respond. The woman sighs as she goes into her pocket for what she believes to be another fruitless attempt to entice her family's beast. Before the pamphlet is fully removed from her pocket, the monster is disturbed into waking and lunges forward grabbing at his master beyond the cell bars to grab the paper. The four partnered companies can be seen before the enraged monster rips it to shreds.)
Shinobu: Shado? What is it boy? Have you chosen a place?
(The oni advocate heard the flaring of her monster's nose, at it shakes its cage bars and turns its head to the west.)
Shinobu: You can smell it from here? It can only be that Razor promotion, home of trash land. Fair enough, this should be discreet enough. After all, the westerners say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
(The monster let's out a roar, as little Shinobu smiles over the path of destruction her pet will begin.)
—--
(The duo are seen at Tacos Impios. Customers are weary of the two, the lady wearing the bloody Love Song of Violence of Championship from MGP and the freakish pet monster with her. Despite their own crimes in Mexico, even they seem disgusted by this cheap knock off restaurant.)
Shinobu: Razor, what do you know about kaiju? What even you laymen should be able to deduce is that many of them are born and made metaphors for the many monstrous sins of man that causes mother nature to fight back agaisnt mankind. The most famous kaiju until at present being Godzilla, a representation of the Atomic Bomb waste you all are going crazy over with Oppenheimer today. The bombs woke Godzilla. Now you have woken Shadojima with a smell so rancid that it has brought us to America to treat this company like the landfill it makes of this planet.
(Shinobu shakes her head and then places pills on the table in front of them, they are the EDRANALINE drugs sold in the Razor universe.)
Shinobu: And of course in our small time here we have become acquainted with how your destructive qualities towards the world accumulates even beyond the garbage. You promote these drugs to increase the performance of your fans and wrestlers alike as an affront to all that is just in professional wrestling. We begin with a woman who has been in Razor since day one. Zilpah Okelo
(The sound of the name causes SHADOJIMA to smash the drugs into pieces with a mighty smash of hits fists. Whatever this beasts understands when it comes to human languages, it has clearly been briefed in malicious ways about its first opponent.)
Shinobu: A woman who began in the first episode losing to Pascal. The loud mouth fan favourite who biggest claim to fame is losing a main event street fight where she could have stopped the rise of Lemon into being the champion she is today. Okelo, I am sure you take pride in this quaint little place becoming a successful disgrace because of wrestlers such as yourself. But now you will come face to face with a monstrous form of the consequences you and this company have deserved for oh so very long.
(SHADOJIMA flips over the table as it Smashes into the breaking camera fading to black.)