Post by Kash Warren on Aug 11, 2023 20:57:33 GMT
*The scene opens up with Kash and Angela standing in a perfectly lit room. Kash is wearing a dark navy suit, while Angela is in a red dress. Kash removes his sunglasses and begins to speak*
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself…MY NAME is Kash Warren, I am a former IIW Television Champion, a former WIFC World Heavyweight Champion, and the best fucking wrestler to set foot into this company! I am the man that GOD into GODDAMN LEGEND, but you wouldn't know that based around where I'm booked at Superunknown. You see, despite being a professional wrestling megastar, I have been forced to wrestle on the pre-show against…Pascal Gaudin…now, I understand the concept of making a name for yourself and creating moments from day one but how am I expected to participate in a match where I face the "Rembrandt of the Ring," a man who wouldn't know how to make a masterpiece if it came with a copy/paste feature. I am insulted that I am being forced to face a baguette stuffing, mustache twirling, overhyped, undertalented, Pepe LePew wannabe with no game and even less ability!
This match is an insult of MY ability in the ring but, just like a ladder, we must all start at the bottom…and that's exactly where I'm meeting the pro wrestling equivalent of Glass Joe! You see, I have made a name for myself, created a brand for myself, and being forced onto the pre-show isn't exactly my idea of a "proper debut" but I get it, new to the territory, gotta work your way up, and that's EXACTLY what I intend to do! Pascal may be a fantastic technical wrestler in the eyes of many, but I have fought better, I have BEATEN better! I don't care if I face Pascal, Sabine, Pedro, Poncho, Pierre, or Pepe the ending will always be the same…with Kash Warren on top!
So bring your ass to my ring, Gaudin, attempt all your cutsey submissions…but remember just one fucking thing…I will kick your teeth down your throat and walk my way to the pay window!
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL!
*Kash walks off camera, Angela steps forward with a giant smile on her face*
See you soon Pascal, hope you have your white flag ready!
*She waves and walks off screen as it fades to black*
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself…MY NAME is Kash Warren, I am a former IIW Television Champion, a former WIFC World Heavyweight Champion, and the best fucking wrestler to set foot into this company! I am the man that GOD into GODDAMN LEGEND, but you wouldn't know that based around where I'm booked at Superunknown. You see, despite being a professional wrestling megastar, I have been forced to wrestle on the pre-show against…Pascal Gaudin…now, I understand the concept of making a name for yourself and creating moments from day one but how am I expected to participate in a match where I face the "Rembrandt of the Ring," a man who wouldn't know how to make a masterpiece if it came with a copy/paste feature. I am insulted that I am being forced to face a baguette stuffing, mustache twirling, overhyped, undertalented, Pepe LePew wannabe with no game and even less ability!
This match is an insult of MY ability in the ring but, just like a ladder, we must all start at the bottom…and that's exactly where I'm meeting the pro wrestling equivalent of Glass Joe! You see, I have made a name for myself, created a brand for myself, and being forced onto the pre-show isn't exactly my idea of a "proper debut" but I get it, new to the territory, gotta work your way up, and that's EXACTLY what I intend to do! Pascal may be a fantastic technical wrestler in the eyes of many, but I have fought better, I have BEATEN better! I don't care if I face Pascal, Sabine, Pedro, Poncho, Pierre, or Pepe the ending will always be the same…with Kash Warren on top!
So bring your ass to my ring, Gaudin, attempt all your cutsey submissions…but remember just one fucking thing…I will kick your teeth down your throat and walk my way to the pay window!
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL!
*Kash walks off camera, Angela steps forward with a giant smile on her face*
See you soon Pascal, hope you have your white flag ready!
*She waves and walks off screen as it fades to black*