How to treat your Kaiju
Aug 13, 2023 3:15:11 GMT
Post by SHADOJIMA on Aug 13, 2023 3:15:11 GMT
(A disgusting piece of rotten Ronnie Rat Pizza is thrown between cell bars in the dark. Then SHADOJIMA appears behind it, sniffing at it but not consuming it. Apparently the smell stirs a deep combative aggression out of him, and he wants more as he looks to his left as he knows the direction Razor is in from smell. Shinobu speaks as the video shows English subtitles.)
Shinobu: Be calm Shado. Does the rancid smell of Razor genuinely remind you of the old slums? My family saved you from that life, but if reminiscing in Razor all that motivates you, I'll take you to that company as many times as you want.
(Outside the cell Shinobu appears with her blood-stained championship from the joshi Miracle Galaxy Pro. The smell of blood also seems to allure the kaiju, but the tengu softly pats SHADOJIMA on the head and rubs his beast like lush hair as it momentarily calms him.)
Shinobu: Fighting people hundreds of pounds bigger than me is too frightening, I am not my older sister. But you! You're perfect, without worry of reprisal from those stronger than you, you can unleash the chaos and bloodshed I can only hope to imagine.
(Shinobu hums this softly into its ear, her own love song of violence for her adored kaiju, SHADOJIMA seems to respond positively that its violence makes her happy.)
Shinobu: Money, speed, knowledge, if you ask the weak they'll tell you all those and everything they can think of is power. Everyone wants to emulate what you, my pet, have. You'll never hear power needing to latch onto other adjectives to seem impressive, because people deep down know, just as well as I do, that power alone is the apex. And you wield power naturally in its pure form.
(Shinobu begins to speak tenderly, which anyone who knows her crazed tendencies and love of bloodshed would be shocked by. Something causes even her to show her soft side for the monstrous creature.)
Shinobu: Of course, you're too good for this wretched world. So small people misused you, abused you, and ultimately wasted you. Until we Tsutsumi saved you and harnessed you for a greater cause. And to think, people question our relationship.
(Shinobu seems furious as she turns to the camera, which her pet SHADOJIMA instantly picks up on as it growls like a dog about to maul the watching viewer that upset its owner.)
Shinobu: I am here to do what isn't worth my monster's time. Why should a kaiju at the apex of power speak our lowly human tongue? Do humans learn how to speak roach? Only my Tsutsumi blood ascends me beyond the rest of you to speak in a frequency this monster understands and I help navigate him through the land of insects without crushing every single one of you indiscriminately. You should be thanking me for playing the oni devil on his shoulder that tells him when it's okay to destroy. …Is what I'm doing legal? Why isn't he his own kaiju?
(Shinobu makes a hand gesture that expresses her disbelief that she even has to explain all this, while her monster tilts its head.)
Shinobu: My relationship with my pet is elementary, something that has been proven tried and true for centuries. Mothra and those little singing girls that summon her. King Kong and the woman he holds from a building. The various humans that help and empower Godzilla with nuclear snacks and the like. A monster and the small creature at its side is a core concept to the monster genre.
(Shinobu puts her fist under her chin and her monster seems to lose interest as it begins smelling the bad pizza again.)
Shinobu: The real question you should all be asking is what kind of monster is dragged around by another marginally smaller monster? Samhain & Sergei Ivanov. Do you all let it slide because Sergei is another one of these original 8 that think they can judge people?
Shinobu: For you folks who know nothing of kaiju, surely at least know of athletes and their coaches right? Imagine asking why Phil Jackson was coaching Shaq instead of rubbing your head at the idea that Kobe would be doing the coaching job instead back then.
(Shinobu shakes her head.)
Shinobu: Sergei even purports to be Samhain's tag team partner. A partner and a master? That's like dating your boss or a player moonlighting as coach off his own team whenever he gets off the field to be on the bench! It's a dynamic that doesn't work, and means he's doing neither of his jobs properly, and why Samhain has never lived up his potential here.
(Shinobu's body shakes with disgust as she remembers Sergei.)
Shinobu: When Sergei spoke to me it truly gave me a revolting feeling. I already knew he was a terrible manager unable to do my job, I knew that when I researched this company, but in person when I learned he was worthless as a monster compared to Samhain and my pet. I almost feel bad that Samhain has to get dragged into this, but Shado and I are seeing red brighter than that outfit Samhain comes out with. A red so fierce Sergei's red Mother Russia would appear to blush with it on her cheeks, when she is swept off her feet by the destruction to come.
(Shinobu pretends to wipe a tear between her masked beak and eyes. SHADOJIMA witnesses this and begins to rise as he towers over her and grabs the cell bars with a mighty grip that causes the metal to creak.)
Shinobu: Blame Sergei for getting involved in our business. Just as he is at fault for their lack of success, he will be the reason my monster eclipses that big red sun and casts a shadow over all of Razor!
(Shinobu cackles as SHADOJIMA's hand reaches between the cell bars to grasp the camera and cracks it to black.)
Shinobu: Be calm Shado. Does the rancid smell of Razor genuinely remind you of the old slums? My family saved you from that life, but if reminiscing in Razor all that motivates you, I'll take you to that company as many times as you want.
(Outside the cell Shinobu appears with her blood-stained championship from the joshi Miracle Galaxy Pro. The smell of blood also seems to allure the kaiju, but the tengu softly pats SHADOJIMA on the head and rubs his beast like lush hair as it momentarily calms him.)
Shinobu: Fighting people hundreds of pounds bigger than me is too frightening, I am not my older sister. But you! You're perfect, without worry of reprisal from those stronger than you, you can unleash the chaos and bloodshed I can only hope to imagine.
(Shinobu hums this softly into its ear, her own love song of violence for her adored kaiju, SHADOJIMA seems to respond positively that its violence makes her happy.)
Shinobu: Money, speed, knowledge, if you ask the weak they'll tell you all those and everything they can think of is power. Everyone wants to emulate what you, my pet, have. You'll never hear power needing to latch onto other adjectives to seem impressive, because people deep down know, just as well as I do, that power alone is the apex. And you wield power naturally in its pure form.
(Shinobu begins to speak tenderly, which anyone who knows her crazed tendencies and love of bloodshed would be shocked by. Something causes even her to show her soft side for the monstrous creature.)
Shinobu: Of course, you're too good for this wretched world. So small people misused you, abused you, and ultimately wasted you. Until we Tsutsumi saved you and harnessed you for a greater cause. And to think, people question our relationship.
(Shinobu seems furious as she turns to the camera, which her pet SHADOJIMA instantly picks up on as it growls like a dog about to maul the watching viewer that upset its owner.)
Shinobu: I am here to do what isn't worth my monster's time. Why should a kaiju at the apex of power speak our lowly human tongue? Do humans learn how to speak roach? Only my Tsutsumi blood ascends me beyond the rest of you to speak in a frequency this monster understands and I help navigate him through the land of insects without crushing every single one of you indiscriminately. You should be thanking me for playing the oni devil on his shoulder that tells him when it's okay to destroy. …Is what I'm doing legal? Why isn't he his own kaiju?
(Shinobu makes a hand gesture that expresses her disbelief that she even has to explain all this, while her monster tilts its head.)
Shinobu: My relationship with my pet is elementary, something that has been proven tried and true for centuries. Mothra and those little singing girls that summon her. King Kong and the woman he holds from a building. The various humans that help and empower Godzilla with nuclear snacks and the like. A monster and the small creature at its side is a core concept to the monster genre.
(Shinobu puts her fist under her chin and her monster seems to lose interest as it begins smelling the bad pizza again.)
Shinobu: The real question you should all be asking is what kind of monster is dragged around by another marginally smaller monster? Samhain & Sergei Ivanov. Do you all let it slide because Sergei is another one of these original 8 that think they can judge people?
Shinobu: For you folks who know nothing of kaiju, surely at least know of athletes and their coaches right? Imagine asking why Phil Jackson was coaching Shaq instead of rubbing your head at the idea that Kobe would be doing the coaching job instead back then.
(Shinobu shakes her head.)
Shinobu: Sergei even purports to be Samhain's tag team partner. A partner and a master? That's like dating your boss or a player moonlighting as coach off his own team whenever he gets off the field to be on the bench! It's a dynamic that doesn't work, and means he's doing neither of his jobs properly, and why Samhain has never lived up his potential here.
(Shinobu's body shakes with disgust as she remembers Sergei.)
Shinobu: When Sergei spoke to me it truly gave me a revolting feeling. I already knew he was a terrible manager unable to do my job, I knew that when I researched this company, but in person when I learned he was worthless as a monster compared to Samhain and my pet. I almost feel bad that Samhain has to get dragged into this, but Shado and I are seeing red brighter than that outfit Samhain comes out with. A red so fierce Sergei's red Mother Russia would appear to blush with it on her cheeks, when she is swept off her feet by the destruction to come.
(Shinobu pretends to wipe a tear between her masked beak and eyes. SHADOJIMA witnesses this and begins to rise as he towers over her and grabs the cell bars with a mighty grip that causes the metal to creak.)
Shinobu: Blame Sergei for getting involved in our business. Just as he is at fault for their lack of success, he will be the reason my monster eclipses that big red sun and casts a shadow over all of Razor!
(Shinobu cackles as SHADOJIMA's hand reaches between the cell bars to grasp the camera and cracks it to black.)