Voodoo Crap
Aug 17, 2023 22:26:40 GMT
Post by Adam García on Aug 17, 2023 22:26:40 GMT
CAPíTULO 5:
Bobby Shitake Arena, Backstage
A panting García appears on screen, just a couple seconds ago he was powerbombing Masaru Shinja onto Ace Sky's stretcher after celebrating his victory. He quickly made his way to the locker room while dodging the people he encountered, not many people paid attention to this detail, as many people knew that this García kid was pretty much an isolated narcissist.
“What the fuck was that?” is the only thing that was on García´s mind. The sudden return of Shinja didn’t worry him, as far as he was concerned, he knew he could beat him again without wasting a sweat. But he couldn’t be so sure about the Paladin of Plainville anymore. His fight or flight instinct triggered, allowing García to escape at the last moments of Dewey´s strike.
But the same reflection keep bothering García, “¿Qué coño era eso?”. Just a couple weeks ago he was able to send that nerd kid to the hospital. Adam thought to himself that there was no actual reason to be afraid, it was probably the accumulated fatigue, but somehow his doubts just kept bothering him more and more as seconds went by.
A sudden knock on the door broke his train of thought, García didn’t know if he should be thankful or mad at the sudden disturbance. Tozi Chavira´s voice could be heard on the other side of the room. Adam stood up and quickly opened the door.
ADAM GARCÍA: Can’t a man get a rest darling?
As Adam finished his sentence, Tozi made her way into his locker room. García faintly smiled, as he closed the door.
ADAM GARCÍA: I don’t think i’ve met you yet, Brick isn’t around today?
Tozi Chavira: My name is Tozi Chavira, today is my first day at Razor Wrestling, but that's not important. García, you have defeated Ace Sky, you now hold a record of five wins and one loss. How do you feel about that?.
ADAM GARCÍA: Firstly, I have not lost shit yet, guess you haven’t listened to my last promo yet, but I am undefeated. Any single person who has faced me one on one has lost. Every single person who has tried to beat me has been carried out on a stretcher. The only reason my record is stained is because a champion needed two bodyguards to finish his job. Which obviously means I am stronger than the champion, well, now ex champion, and that’s the reason our sweet sweet general manager Sophie gave me another number one contender chance.
Tozi Chavira: And your opponent for this opportunity is Sherman Dewey, who returned seconds after your victory against Ace Sky, do you have any words for your opponent?
ADAM GARCÍA: I don’t know what voodoo crap you're planning on using on our next match, the only thing I know for certain is that my winning streak is only going to add more bodies to the list as weeks go by. That title will be mine, and neither a nerd like you, or a lunatic like Maverick will be enough to change my destiny. We are fighting in my territory, I keep sending people on stretchers week after week. What have you been doing since you arrived at this company?
He waits for a second
ADAM GARCÍA: Oh yeah that’s right, you were sent to the hospital by no other than me. I don’t care if you try to channel your mana or whatever and do a rasengan, this ain’t dragon ball, this ain’t naruto, this ain’t DND either, this is professional wrestling. You wanna know what’s going to happen Tozi, I’m going to beat Dewey again, I’m going to personally carry him on a stretcher, and make sure to end his career for once and for all. Then, I’m going to pick a ticket to trashland, pick another fucking swordfish if I need to, and stab Ollie and that shitty lil' racoon he has for a manager, win that fucking title, and be the new G-R-B-G Campeón baby!
ADAM GARCÍA: I ain't scared of no paladin, I alone can beat an entire crusade. I am the inquisitor. I don't fear no magic, no ki, no chakra, nor whatever that asshole is trying to use, 'cause at the end of the day, that shit is just some lights tricks. And I wouldn't be surprised if Kenny the ring boy gave him a hand with that, he hates me since i hooked up with his girlfriend, How was I supposed to know that she was dating a loser like him right?. Well either way, odds are in my favor, they always are. Next week, another man will be send on a stretcher, Dr. Costa will make his way to the ring again, my theme will be heard once again, as I make my way out of the arena, just as usual. If that's all, imma take my leave, I have a couple of dates to go to. Bye bye!
Bobby Shitake Arena, Backstage
A panting García appears on screen, just a couple seconds ago he was powerbombing Masaru Shinja onto Ace Sky's stretcher after celebrating his victory. He quickly made his way to the locker room while dodging the people he encountered, not many people paid attention to this detail, as many people knew that this García kid was pretty much an isolated narcissist.
“What the fuck was that?” is the only thing that was on García´s mind. The sudden return of Shinja didn’t worry him, as far as he was concerned, he knew he could beat him again without wasting a sweat. But he couldn’t be so sure about the Paladin of Plainville anymore. His fight or flight instinct triggered, allowing García to escape at the last moments of Dewey´s strike.
But the same reflection keep bothering García, “¿Qué coño era eso?”. Just a couple weeks ago he was able to send that nerd kid to the hospital. Adam thought to himself that there was no actual reason to be afraid, it was probably the accumulated fatigue, but somehow his doubts just kept bothering him more and more as seconds went by.
A sudden knock on the door broke his train of thought, García didn’t know if he should be thankful or mad at the sudden disturbance. Tozi Chavira´s voice could be heard on the other side of the room. Adam stood up and quickly opened the door.
ADAM GARCÍA: Can’t a man get a rest darling?
As Adam finished his sentence, Tozi made her way into his locker room. García faintly smiled, as he closed the door.
ADAM GARCÍA: I don’t think i’ve met you yet, Brick isn’t around today?
Tozi Chavira: My name is Tozi Chavira, today is my first day at Razor Wrestling, but that's not important. García, you have defeated Ace Sky, you now hold a record of five wins and one loss. How do you feel about that?.
ADAM GARCÍA: Firstly, I have not lost shit yet, guess you haven’t listened to my last promo yet, but I am undefeated. Any single person who has faced me one on one has lost. Every single person who has tried to beat me has been carried out on a stretcher. The only reason my record is stained is because a champion needed two bodyguards to finish his job. Which obviously means I am stronger than the champion, well, now ex champion, and that’s the reason our sweet sweet general manager Sophie gave me another number one contender chance.
Tozi Chavira: And your opponent for this opportunity is Sherman Dewey, who returned seconds after your victory against Ace Sky, do you have any words for your opponent?
ADAM GARCÍA: I don’t know what voodoo crap you're planning on using on our next match, the only thing I know for certain is that my winning streak is only going to add more bodies to the list as weeks go by. That title will be mine, and neither a nerd like you, or a lunatic like Maverick will be enough to change my destiny. We are fighting in my territory, I keep sending people on stretchers week after week. What have you been doing since you arrived at this company?
He waits for a second
ADAM GARCÍA: Oh yeah that’s right, you were sent to the hospital by no other than me. I don’t care if you try to channel your mana or whatever and do a rasengan, this ain’t dragon ball, this ain’t naruto, this ain’t DND either, this is professional wrestling. You wanna know what’s going to happen Tozi, I’m going to beat Dewey again, I’m going to personally carry him on a stretcher, and make sure to end his career for once and for all. Then, I’m going to pick a ticket to trashland, pick another fucking swordfish if I need to, and stab Ollie and that shitty lil' racoon he has for a manager, win that fucking title, and be the new G-R-B-G Campeón baby!
ADAM GARCÍA: I ain't scared of no paladin, I alone can beat an entire crusade. I am the inquisitor. I don't fear no magic, no ki, no chakra, nor whatever that asshole is trying to use, 'cause at the end of the day, that shit is just some lights tricks. And I wouldn't be surprised if Kenny the ring boy gave him a hand with that, he hates me since i hooked up with his girlfriend, How was I supposed to know that she was dating a loser like him right?. Well either way, odds are in my favor, they always are. Next week, another man will be send on a stretcher, Dr. Costa will make his way to the ring again, my theme will be heard once again, as I make my way out of the arena, just as usual. If that's all, imma take my leave, I have a couple of dates to go to. Bye bye!