Gun's Jammed (Kash Warren #2)
Aug 25, 2023 22:41:21 GMT
Post by Kash Warren on Aug 25, 2023 22:41:21 GMT
*The scene opens up with various wins throughout Kash’s career. From Mexico to Japan, Kash has competed all over the world. As each clip is shown on the screen, commentary can be heard.*
*Shot 1 shows Kash standing over a luchador*
Warren has defeated El Vikingo for the FMLL X-Division championship!
*Shot 2: Kash has defeated a Japanese legend*
Kash Warren is the new MLWF International Champion!
*The final shot shows Kash smiling, pointing at the screen*
Kash Warren…champion…competitor…legend!
*The shot fades quickly*
*The shot transitions to Kash and Angela standing in Kash’s trophy room. The independent championships he has held throughout his short career litter the background. Kash is clad in a nice shirt, unbuttoned, black jeans, and a white wifebeater under the shirt. His gold chain can be seen around his neck. Kash seems irritated, he’s looking at his phone where the final moments of Ace Sky’s promo can be heard. Kash looks towards the camera and begins to come unglued.*
WARREN: Nah, Nah, Nah, THIS is a travesty in every sense of the word. You mean to tell me that Kash Warren, the longest reigning FMLL X-Division Champion, is doing you a favor by gracing your company with his presence…yet, you put him in the ring with a scrub that looks more at-depth selling weed to kids than in a wrestling ring? Razor, I know you’re struggling, but c’mon bro…this match is an insult to talent…this matchup might as well be shown on the food network BECAUSE, I’m gonna cook this fool like a nice salmon! But, I get it, in the eyes of Razor higher-ups, I’m unproven, Hell, I’m just some kid that walks around with the hottest chick in all of pro wrestling…at least in their eyes, but I promise you this, you strap the rocket to me and start booking me to face you top stars…this rinky dink little company will be taken to the stratosphere and the only person you’d have to thank is Kash Warren…but that’s not how this is going to work. Now, this scrub out here talking about me being “out-matched”...boooooy, if you don’t sit your kermit-the-frog sounding ass up-outta my face, I’m gonna make your face look more like a slapped ass than your momma’s behind after her Saturday bull appointment…
Out-matched…Out-matched...Aye, someone get the straight jacket because the special-ed kid out here trying to talk shit! Listen here you two-bit bum, you might as well stay in your momma’s basement listening to your Pearl Jam CDs, crying about that brace-faced skank you jerked off to on Omegle…because if you actually show up to this match, you’re going to get stomped like your name is “The Yard” because I’m not here to play those games. “Your arms are just too short to box with a god like me.” E-fucking-scuse me! A GOD LIKE YOU, if you’re a god, then that religion might want to just go the way of Heaven’s Gate…you’re a talentless hack with two IQ points firing on all cylinders…you’re out here calling yourself a God like that’ll make these people cheer for you, but while you’re used to having 20 people cheering you, I’m far more used to having stadiums booing me because they know they can never be me! I AM A MEGASTAR…you’re lucky if you’d be considered to do a job for a mid-carder in the feds I’ve been in. You’re out here being all cutesy with your little vignette…yet, you only talked about the actual match and your opponent once…and boy, you really thought you cooked, huh? Cute line about…well, there was that time you said…damn, you really said nothing that whole time…
You spent EVERY BIT of your TV time talking about the qualities you possess, when all I saw is the same quality repeated. What’s that quality, SHIT! That’s right, I see right through that facade of yours because I have seen men just like you come and go in this business…have you heard of Jaysin Morgan, OF COURSE NOT, because he was just like Ace Sky…in 5..10…15 years, where will the name “Ace Sky” land on anyone’s list of top wrestlers? Give up, NOWHERE! That's right, you overhyped manchild! You’re out here saying I’ll “be seeing stars,” newsflash, I see a star every time I look into the mirror. I have been wrestling for years…only 3 of those internationally, and I have already taken every moment given to me and created a resume a mile long. FMLL, conquered, WIFC, Killed it, IIW, Champion…I have proven myself to be a star and all you’ve proven is that you’re nothing more than a stepping stone in my career…but don’t fret…go home to your mom, cry into her blouse, have her heat you up a Hot Pocket…and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMPANY! I’m here to take this company from the Nevada Desert to MGM Grand…I’m here to take this company from warehouse to penthouse and people like Ace Sky are just holding back progress!
I once said that I put “God” into “Goddamn Legend” and I continue to stand by that statement…but come Episode 10…Ace Sky will learn the first lesson I was ever taught…If you’re gonna shoot…you better make sure your gun isn’t on safety…
*Kash smiles as Angela steps forward for one last word, her gum smacking can be heard over the camera mic.*
ANGELA: Ace, honey, I hate to say it, but you’re out-classed…this man has traveled the world…beaten legends…and, while you may be loved amongst the fans, Kash Warren doesn’t care about you or your “talent” because come Episode 10…Kash will be looking to the top of the mountain…while you will just be staring at the lights!
*Angela pops a bubble from her gum, waves, and walks off screen. The camera fades to black*
*Shot 1 shows Kash standing over a luchador*
Warren has defeated El Vikingo for the FMLL X-Division championship!
*Shot 2: Kash has defeated a Japanese legend*
Kash Warren is the new MLWF International Champion!
*The final shot shows Kash smiling, pointing at the screen*
Kash Warren…champion…competitor…legend!
*The shot fades quickly*
*The shot transitions to Kash and Angela standing in Kash’s trophy room. The independent championships he has held throughout his short career litter the background. Kash is clad in a nice shirt, unbuttoned, black jeans, and a white wifebeater under the shirt. His gold chain can be seen around his neck. Kash seems irritated, he’s looking at his phone where the final moments of Ace Sky’s promo can be heard. Kash looks towards the camera and begins to come unglued.*
WARREN: Nah, Nah, Nah, THIS is a travesty in every sense of the word. You mean to tell me that Kash Warren, the longest reigning FMLL X-Division Champion, is doing you a favor by gracing your company with his presence…yet, you put him in the ring with a scrub that looks more at-depth selling weed to kids than in a wrestling ring? Razor, I know you’re struggling, but c’mon bro…this match is an insult to talent…this matchup might as well be shown on the food network BECAUSE, I’m gonna cook this fool like a nice salmon! But, I get it, in the eyes of Razor higher-ups, I’m unproven, Hell, I’m just some kid that walks around with the hottest chick in all of pro wrestling…at least in their eyes, but I promise you this, you strap the rocket to me and start booking me to face you top stars…this rinky dink little company will be taken to the stratosphere and the only person you’d have to thank is Kash Warren…but that’s not how this is going to work. Now, this scrub out here talking about me being “out-matched”...boooooy, if you don’t sit your kermit-the-frog sounding ass up-outta my face, I’m gonna make your face look more like a slapped ass than your momma’s behind after her Saturday bull appointment…
Out-matched…Out-matched...Aye, someone get the straight jacket because the special-ed kid out here trying to talk shit! Listen here you two-bit bum, you might as well stay in your momma’s basement listening to your Pearl Jam CDs, crying about that brace-faced skank you jerked off to on Omegle…because if you actually show up to this match, you’re going to get stomped like your name is “The Yard” because I’m not here to play those games. “Your arms are just too short to box with a god like me.” E-fucking-scuse me! A GOD LIKE YOU, if you’re a god, then that religion might want to just go the way of Heaven’s Gate…you’re a talentless hack with two IQ points firing on all cylinders…you’re out here calling yourself a God like that’ll make these people cheer for you, but while you’re used to having 20 people cheering you, I’m far more used to having stadiums booing me because they know they can never be me! I AM A MEGASTAR…you’re lucky if you’d be considered to do a job for a mid-carder in the feds I’ve been in. You’re out here being all cutesy with your little vignette…yet, you only talked about the actual match and your opponent once…and boy, you really thought you cooked, huh? Cute line about…well, there was that time you said…damn, you really said nothing that whole time…
You spent EVERY BIT of your TV time talking about the qualities you possess, when all I saw is the same quality repeated. What’s that quality, SHIT! That’s right, I see right through that facade of yours because I have seen men just like you come and go in this business…have you heard of Jaysin Morgan, OF COURSE NOT, because he was just like Ace Sky…in 5..10…15 years, where will the name “Ace Sky” land on anyone’s list of top wrestlers? Give up, NOWHERE! That's right, you overhyped manchild! You’re out here saying I’ll “be seeing stars,” newsflash, I see a star every time I look into the mirror. I have been wrestling for years…only 3 of those internationally, and I have already taken every moment given to me and created a resume a mile long. FMLL, conquered, WIFC, Killed it, IIW, Champion…I have proven myself to be a star and all you’ve proven is that you’re nothing more than a stepping stone in my career…but don’t fret…go home to your mom, cry into her blouse, have her heat you up a Hot Pocket…and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMPANY! I’m here to take this company from the Nevada Desert to MGM Grand…I’m here to take this company from warehouse to penthouse and people like Ace Sky are just holding back progress!
I once said that I put “God” into “Goddamn Legend” and I continue to stand by that statement…but come Episode 10…Ace Sky will learn the first lesson I was ever taught…If you’re gonna shoot…you better make sure your gun isn’t on safety…
*Kash smiles as Angela steps forward for one last word, her gum smacking can be heard over the camera mic.*
ANGELA: Ace, honey, I hate to say it, but you’re out-classed…this man has traveled the world…beaten legends…and, while you may be loved amongst the fans, Kash Warren doesn’t care about you or your “talent” because come Episode 10…Kash will be looking to the top of the mountain…while you will just be staring at the lights!
*Angela pops a bubble from her gum, waves, and walks off screen. The camera fades to black*