The World Of RAZOR Wrestling

RAZOR Wrestling is sponsored through advertisements for various businesses and services in the Las Vegas area. None of them are real. They are only promoted on RAZOR Wrestling's home for streaming GRBG: A Streaming Platform.

Feel free to use anything listed here in your promos or segments. If you have any questions about these fake companies then keep them to yourself and do whatever you want.


SERVICES

• Bobby Shitake Arena: A run down venue on the outskirts of Las Vegas. It has a capacity of about 1,350 and it fucking sucks. The fare from the concession stand will probably kill you. The seating is far from comfortable. Asbestos is in strong supply. But fans don't give a shit because they love RAZOR Wrestling. A giant portrait of Bobby "Shitake" Bones (deceased degenerate gambler) greets the fans as they enter this absolute dump.

• GRBG - A Streaming Platform: The home of RAZOR Wrestling and a litany of trash television. Owned by George Riggins and Barbara Gilroy, the streaming channel takes all of the garbage television shows that no one else will touch. It has a cult following of degenerates and basement dwellers.

• Negligent Pines: It's a retirement community! The food is bad, the accommodations are awful, and the staff don't give a shit. Perfect for the elderly person your life that you just don't like!

• Stu Royd's Beefcake House: A gym for those that really want to max their pump! Owned by disgraced body builder Stu Royd, who prides himself on offering an "all natural" way to get the physique you've always wanted.

• Dee Seiss' Funeral Shack: Know someone who died? If they (or you) didn't/don't care for oppulence or even basic respect -- then this is the funeral home for you. Funeral Shack buries them in an old fridge box in an offensively shallow grave. It's just a hair above illegal.

• Certain Respect American Pharmaceuticals: Known for making the most expensive drugs on the planet, C.R.A.P. is the go to supplier of a wide variety of medication for the wealthy elite.

• Trash Land: "The worst theme park in America." is incredibly unsafe but suspiciously affordable. Enjoy rides like "The Back of a Garbage Truck" and the "Trash Compactor Simulator". Smells awful throughout the park, naturally. Some say that it was built on an ancient garbage burial ground...

• Sonam Lanka's Event Rental Palace: SLERP was been operating in Las Vegas for nearly 50 years. It is currently owned and operated by the founder's son, Sonam Lanka Jr. Make your event the best that it can be and visit SLERP for all of your rental needs. Anything you could possibly want for your event, you can get at SLERP. Anything.

• Time Warp Cinema House: The ultimate venue for experiencing classic cinema the way that it was meant to be seen. Time Warp is a busted up old theatre with surly staff, a complete absence of cleanliness, and an authentic disgusting vibe. There are also rumors of a members only area where you can watch the best in classic smut.

• Rough Edit Video: Believe it or not, some people still have VHS players. What's more is that some people prefer it! Clearly they are perverts and Rough Edit Video is the perfect place for them because they have a massive collection of pornography from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and early 90s. The 70s bush lives on at Rough Edit Video.

• The Berry Family Mental Health Facility: Owned an operated by the father/son duo of Doctors Franklin and Beau Berry, this is the place to come when you aren't feeling quite right. They will fix you and get all of those nasty thoughts out of your brain. Notable former residents; Ollie Maverick.

• Best Before Grocery: We have food that is expiring every single day at dirt cheap prices! Perfect for those of us that can't afford the skyrocketing cost of groceries. Whatever you buy, cook it tonight! There is no tomorrow at Best Before!

• World Of Oddities: This is a museum of sorts that showcases all the best (and worst) objects of peculiarity that the world has to often. Including (but not limited to); stuffed mythical creatures, murder weapons, stolen ancient artifacts and more!

• Scarebnb: You can pay to stay in the house of a famous murder and/or supernatural event! Most people don't survive the night, that's part of the appeal. No refunds, obviously.

• MÜVEREats: Do you like your deliveries warm, on time, and in one piece? Then don't use this service. Who is it designed for? We don't know. But they paid for Ad time and they are gonna get their money's worth.

• Marcus D. Sodd's Museum Of Torture: Home of some of the most infamous torture machines and methods right here in Nevada. Note: Nothing outside of the gift shop is for sale, just to be clear.

RESTAURANTS

• Heart Attack Burger: The epitome of gluttony. Each burger is at least 2000 calories and the signature Burger, The Cardiac Episode with Cheese, has reportedly claimed several hundred souls already.

• Cap'n Pappy's Sea Scourge Discount Seafood Buffet: A seafood house that has failed several health inspections. Curiously, it has reopened recently with the appointment of a new county health inspector who is said to have severe gambling debt. Try it, you probably won't die.

• Gutburster Subs: These sandwiches are only legal in Nevada. Don't want to shit for days, even weeks? Get a Gutburster and you'll feel like you're pregnant with the world's shittiest baby! (Because said baby is made of shit!)

• Tacos Impios: Known for their creative takes on the most famous Mexican cuisine, Tacos Impios is the kind of place you go to try something truly disgusting. The fact that Tacos Impios not only exists, but is successful is a monument to humankind's stupidity.

• Chug Funky's Sports Bar: Come get blasted! Chug Funky is a former pro-wrestler turned podcast host, ivermectin advocate, and restauranteur. They have 75 five giant screens playing every sport that you can imagine -- all at full volume. Rumor is that they also don't check i.d., which is gross.

• Ronnie Rat Pizza: It's a lot like Chuck E. Cheese's but much cheaper! Bring the kids! Bring your folks! But please, no old people. They aren't covered by the insurance. Shitty games, awful food, an adorable pest problem! Ronnie Rat Pizza, if you survive the meal -- it's free!

• Nonna Nadia's Ristorante Grasso Nipote: The best American Italian restaurant in Las Vegas! They take traditional Italian cuisine and Americanize it. Try the Penne a la Vodka Sandwich!

MEDIA

• The Great American Road Trip with OJ Simpson: The Juice is on the loose! OJ travels around the country with the intention of discovering hidden gems in small towns but he somehow always ends up at a famous murder scene.

• Baby Fight Club: Only one season has been produced so far but Baby Fight Club takes the nastiest infants in Russia and puts them into the fight crib. Current champion, "Naptime" Ony Dmitriev has become a mega star in his undefeated first season.

• Taxidermy Derby: This reality show pits the world's greatest taxidermists against one another as they compete in taxidermy related challenges until there is only one left standing. The grand prize? A fucking shower.

• Sound Of Silence: The world's first singing competition that is judged by the hearing impaired. If you are desperate enough to audition, you might win! They can't hear shit so they just pick winners at random.

• Dad Hunter: It's time to solve those daddy issues. Our elite team of ass kickers choose nominations from people like you, track down their father(s), and beat the shit out of them! That's what you get for not letting me drink underage, asshole!

• Boss Dog: A sitcom where a golden retriever owns and operates a successful shipping logistics company! It has been nominated for several awards, none of them prestigious.

• Ready 2 Settle: A dating show for people with realistic expectations. Are you tired of seeing incredibly hot people on all of your dating reality shows? Well do we have the cure for you! R2S features real people who are all manner of off-putting. It'll make you feel better about yourself, hopefully.

• SINergy 97.5FM: Home of the Morning Repent with Fresh Boost & Kima Kendrick. 97.5FM is a wild radio station that plays a variety of music suited to all tastes. Their schizophrenic programming does well in Las Vegas because...drugs.

• Party Time Penitentiary: A reality show about those party animals that inhabit correctional institutions across the country! With substances supplied by their various prison wallets they get up to all kinds of cooky shenanigans!

PRODUCTS

• EDRANALINE: This wonder pill will give you the energy you need to make serious moves in our current capitalist hellscape. The world's first energy suppository has been called "legal cocaine" by it's many enthusiasts. Brought to you by the Certain Respect American Pharmaceuticals. 

• Weapons Grade Deodorant: Created in one of the most advanced odour labs on earth, Weapons Grade Deodorant is made for wrestling fans. They understand that showering can be tough but with Weapons Grade you can go shout your hilarious jokes at peak athletes without the worry of offending the people around you with your natural man musk. Weapons Grade -- please use it.

• Minotaur Blood Energy Drink: Supposedly it is made with synthetic minotaur blood that will make you want to charge into battle! It is currently pending FDA approval and is sold out of the trunk of a white Chrysler Lebaron by owner Denny Bullard in the Bobby Shitake Arena parking lot.

• KOKAINA Coffee: From the mountains of Columbia, this brand of coffee is guaranteed to start your day off with a jolt of white lightning. But it's not only for early risers, it will help you keep the party going each and every night. Grab a bag, sniff the difference.