Alexa, play "All Star" by Smash Mouth (Kash Warren #3)
Sept 9, 2023 21:11:51 GMT
Post by Kash Warren on Sept 9, 2023 21:11:51 GMT
*The scene opens with Kash and Angela sitting in the trophy room, they both smile to the camera before Kash’s expression changes. He sits forward as the background song of “Bella Ciao” fades.*
KASH: RAZOR, I’ll keep this short and sweet, I’m coming for the Vanguard Championship. I’ve put my name out there and proven that I am one of the fastes rising stars in all of professional wrestling and I will go through each and every one of you to get what I want. I don’t care if it’s Daisy Duke, Pascal Guadin, Kenny the Ring boy, Hijo de la Muerte, or ANY of the other “talent” you’re putting into the ring with me. After all of this is said and done, I’ll leave every single one of them in awe of the star that is Kash Warren. But, While we’re on the subject of “stars” let’s talk about the Italian contingent that is involved in this match.
We have Vampa, Mercutio Gervasi, Tormenta, and Tigre Rossa…these men sound less italian than New York Style Pizza and it pisses me off that I have to go through all of these jobbers to be given a championship. You see, I have been around the world, won championships, and defeated men like Ace Sky each and every week of my career, and now RAZOR expects me to step into the ring with a few dagos…pathetic. If Razor knew anything about talent they would know to put the championship on me because they want to take this company from the Warhouse to the Penthouse. This match is just a formality, but for you Italian fucks, I’ll leave you looking like a soldier going to war…but remember, you’re gonna want to say goodbye first, ciao.
Now for the “stars” of Razor, men like Ace Sky and Joey Bryant have proven to be ineffective. Ace has already been beaten by muah and it shows when you look at his talent…or lack thereof. And Joey, well, I’ve never faced him before but that doesn’t matter because Kash Warren is coming to put his name on the motherfucking map and the only way to do that is to win championships. So come one, come all, witness glory in the making because Kash Warren is coming for gold…and, in the immortal words of Smash Mouth…
“All that glitters is gold, and only shooting stars break the mold,” and Kash Warren is that shooting star…
*Angela steps forward slightly and speaks.*
ANGELA: And don’t forget, the line starts behind the all-star…
*She blows a bubble and the scene fades to black*
KASH: RAZOR, I’ll keep this short and sweet, I’m coming for the Vanguard Championship. I’ve put my name out there and proven that I am one of the fastes rising stars in all of professional wrestling and I will go through each and every one of you to get what I want. I don’t care if it’s Daisy Duke, Pascal Guadin, Kenny the Ring boy, Hijo de la Muerte, or ANY of the other “talent” you’re putting into the ring with me. After all of this is said and done, I’ll leave every single one of them in awe of the star that is Kash Warren. But, While we’re on the subject of “stars” let’s talk about the Italian contingent that is involved in this match.
We have Vampa, Mercutio Gervasi, Tormenta, and Tigre Rossa…these men sound less italian than New York Style Pizza and it pisses me off that I have to go through all of these jobbers to be given a championship. You see, I have been around the world, won championships, and defeated men like Ace Sky each and every week of my career, and now RAZOR expects me to step into the ring with a few dagos…pathetic. If Razor knew anything about talent they would know to put the championship on me because they want to take this company from the Warhouse to the Penthouse. This match is just a formality, but for you Italian fucks, I’ll leave you looking like a soldier going to war…but remember, you’re gonna want to say goodbye first, ciao.
Now for the “stars” of Razor, men like Ace Sky and Joey Bryant have proven to be ineffective. Ace has already been beaten by muah and it shows when you look at his talent…or lack thereof. And Joey, well, I’ve never faced him before but that doesn’t matter because Kash Warren is coming to put his name on the motherfucking map and the only way to do that is to win championships. So come one, come all, witness glory in the making because Kash Warren is coming for gold…and, in the immortal words of Smash Mouth…
“All that glitters is gold, and only shooting stars break the mold,” and Kash Warren is that shooting star…
*Angela steps forward slightly and speaks.*
ANGELA: And don’t forget, the line starts behind the all-star…
*She blows a bubble and the scene fades to black*