Coyote Ugly
Sept 10, 2023 1:49:18 GMT
Post by Kylie Rae on Sept 10, 2023 1:49:18 GMT
"Mum, can I call you back? I'm in the bloody middle of somethin'"
Said a panting Kylie, not far behind her trail in the Nevada valley was a pack of coyotes that have been hunting Kylie ever since she went camping during monsoon season, and then our high-flying protagonist had the misfortune of attracting a whole dang pack.
"What is that sound, is that howling!? What Kylie Ray what did we tell you about playin' with the wildlife!"
Shouts Kylie's concerned mother into Kylie's ear-piece. Kylie eyes a climbable surface along the hill that hopefully leaves the Coyote's in the dust. She picks up her pace even faster.
"No mum! That's uh-- the bosses mutts!?"
Kylie managed to wheeze out in huffs of air. She leaps at the edge of the lip and reaches out for safety and makes just by the tips of her fingers. Kylie quickly scurries up to safety, literally looking down at the howling wolves, frustrated at losing out on some lean Australian meat. Kylie thumbs her nose at the wolves and made faces at them.
"Know what, after seeing photos of your boss, he looks the type to own a bloody hellhound now doesn't he? What are you doing pushing yourself to wrestle against such-- interesting characters? Vampa is one thing, but you're going to be fighting some guy named Murder Ninja at the same time!? Why are you doing this?"
Kylie sighed and wiped her forehead. The Coyote's leave in defeat, their noses to the floor to look for the scent of some lesser prey. Leaving Kylie to look out to the Nevada valleys currently lush with bright greens and vibrant flowers from the surge of heavy rain.
"Why?"
Kylie asks rhetorically. She stretches her arms up high and says happily.
"Because I can! There's nothing more important to me than pushing the limits of what I think is possible. You taught me how important it was to be flexible, didn't you, Mum?"
"Literally. You know what I meant you dang dingbat!"
Kylie laughs, clearly enjoying taking the piss as she says warmly.
"I'm gonna be fine, mum. I'm a big girl. What's the worse that can happen in a Bloody Collsso match with fourteen other bloody wrestlers?"
There was a pause on the phone. There was a long pause as Kylie got lost in the beauty of nature.
"No mum, don't google that!"
Kylie said quickly before I end this promo right here because I'm high off my tits on the dryest weed you've ever seen.
Said a panting Kylie, not far behind her trail in the Nevada valley was a pack of coyotes that have been hunting Kylie ever since she went camping during monsoon season, and then our high-flying protagonist had the misfortune of attracting a whole dang pack.
"What is that sound, is that howling!? What Kylie Ray what did we tell you about playin' with the wildlife!"
Shouts Kylie's concerned mother into Kylie's ear-piece. Kylie eyes a climbable surface along the hill that hopefully leaves the Coyote's in the dust. She picks up her pace even faster.
"No mum! That's uh-- the bosses mutts!?"
Kylie managed to wheeze out in huffs of air. She leaps at the edge of the lip and reaches out for safety and makes just by the tips of her fingers. Kylie quickly scurries up to safety, literally looking down at the howling wolves, frustrated at losing out on some lean Australian meat. Kylie thumbs her nose at the wolves and made faces at them.
"Know what, after seeing photos of your boss, he looks the type to own a bloody hellhound now doesn't he? What are you doing pushing yourself to wrestle against such-- interesting characters? Vampa is one thing, but you're going to be fighting some guy named Murder Ninja at the same time!? Why are you doing this?"
Kylie sighed and wiped her forehead. The Coyote's leave in defeat, their noses to the floor to look for the scent of some lesser prey. Leaving Kylie to look out to the Nevada valleys currently lush with bright greens and vibrant flowers from the surge of heavy rain.
"Why?"
Kylie asks rhetorically. She stretches her arms up high and says happily.
"Because I can! There's nothing more important to me than pushing the limits of what I think is possible. You taught me how important it was to be flexible, didn't you, Mum?"
"Literally. You know what I meant you dang dingbat!"
Kylie laughs, clearly enjoying taking the piss as she says warmly.
"I'm gonna be fine, mum. I'm a big girl. What's the worse that can happen in a Bloody Collsso match with fourteen other bloody wrestlers?"
There was a pause on the phone. There was a long pause as Kylie got lost in the beauty of nature.
"No mum, don't google that!"
Kylie said quickly before I end this promo right here because I'm high off my tits on the dryest weed you've ever seen.